Sometimes, your girlfriend dumps you in Switzerland.
If you're lucky, it'll be right before Christmas.
To be specific, it just might be the day before you were set to go skiing in the Swiss Alps. As a Christmas present from said girlfriend.
And maybe Nicole didn't expect me to still go skiing in the Swiss Alps without her, but you know what? You only live once. I will never in my life be able to afford a day like this again.
And sure, it's possible I've never touched a pair of skis before, but I'm an adaptable person.
I'll figure it out.